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rawhumor:

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visenyatargaryyen:

laughtercues:

kingjohnkat:

redphonebox:

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bby

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

don’t forget son

What am I forgetting dad

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You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.

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thatfunnyblog:

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beyonceprivilege:

me: *waves at a dog being walked*

dog’s owner: *waves at me*

me:

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letsfuckaroundthatswhatwedo:

I have so many ugly pictures of my friends purely stored for revenge

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voidwish:

i’m in bed and was wondering where my cat is so i was all “oh I’ll just text him” and opened the messages app before i realized what i was doing

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softmikus:

yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep

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brookeeverdeen:

"everything jennifer lawrence does is just an act!"

here is jennifer lawrence in 1995

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you know which girl i’m talking about 

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